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The Jr Senator from Kentucky Schools the Senate

Posted in Jeff's Take, Kentucky, Politics with tags , on May 21, 2013 by WA4ZKO

Lately I’ve tried to refrain from politics on here, but this is hard to describe as anything but a home run by Senator Rand Paul.

For the record I’m not saying what Apple is doing is great, but it is legal. You will also notice that execs from the likes of GE, Facebook, and Google were not dragged up there. Have you paid attention to the news of late regarding how much taxes they avoid? Interesting eh?

and there is more…

It’s about  time someone called the Congress out on their hypocrisy and brain numbed populism. It’s no wonder these jackwagons have the popularity numbers that barely cover their close friends and family.

Admittedly being from Kentucky I’m biased, but Senator Paul….you rock! Judging by some other comments on this speech, I’m not alone.

Needless to say the “elites” (in both parties) will not be happy with Mr. Paul on this one. Needless to say Senator Levin wasn’t too happy that a Junior Senator from Kentucky rained on his parade.

WA4ZKO

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THE RULES OF RURAL Kentucky ARE AS FOLLOWS:

Posted in Humor, Kentucky on May 10, 2008 by WA4ZKO

Considering how much flak I take from my “big city” friends/clients for being from Kentucky (aka the south), I’ll have to keep this one handy! I used to try telling them I’m actually a Georgia native, but I don’t think that ever helped ;-)

Yeah, there are some parts of Kentucky, and the south for that matter, that probably match some of the typical stereotypes. I still laughed till it hurt while reading this one.
JT

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THE RULES OF RURAL Kentucky ARE AS FOLLOWS:
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Listen up City Slickers !

1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot.

2. Turn your cap right, your head isn’t crooked.

3. Let’s get this straight; it’s called a ‘dirt road.’ I drive a pickup truck because I want to. The gun rack is there for a good reason. No matter how slow you drive, you’re going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way.

4. They are cattle. They are live steaks. That’s why they smell funny to you. But they smell like money to us. Get over it. Don’t like it? I-64 goes east and west, I-75 goes north and south. Pick one.

5. So you have a $60,000 car. We’re impressed. We have $150,000 corn pickers and hay balers that are driven only 3 weeks a year. Suggest that you get over yourself!

6. So every person in Kentucky waves. It’s called being friendly. Try to understand the concept.

7. If that cell phone rings while an 8-point buck and 3 does are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don’t have it up to your ear at the time.

8. Yeah, we eat taters & gravy, beans & cornbread. You really want sushi & caviar? It’s available, at the corner bait shop.

9. The ‘Opener’ refers to the first day of deer season. It’s a sacred holiday here in the south and held every November in Kentucky. Don’t be alarmed by all the folks in orange carrying rifles.

10. We open doors for women. That is applied to all women, regardless of age.

11. No, there’s no ‘vegetarian special’ on the menu. Order steak. Or you can order the Chef’s Salad and pick off the 2 pounds of ham & turkey.

12. When we fill out a table, there are three main dishes: meats, vegetables, and breads. We use three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup.

Oh, yeah…. We don’t care what you folks in Cincinnati call that stuff you eat…
IT AIN’T REAL CHILI!!

13. You bring ‘coke’ into my house, it better be brown, wet and served over ice.

14. You bring ‘Mary Jane’ into my house, she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair.

15. College and High School Football are as important here as the Lakers and the Knicks, and a dang site more fun to watch.

16. Yeah, we have golf courses. But don’t hit the water hazards – – it spooks the fish.

17. Colleges? We have them all over. We have State Universities, Community Colleges, and Vo-techs. They come outta there with an education plus a love for God and country, and they still wave at everybody when they come home for the holidays.

18. We have a whole ton of folks in the Army, Navy, Air Force, and Marines. So don’t mess with us. If you do, you will get whipped by the best.

Oh, yeah… We don’t have much homeland security concerns. We know our neighbors so a terrorist would stick out like a horsefly on a weddin’ cake. The terrorists are apparently uncomfortable with how comfortable we are with guns. On ur red n blue political map, terrorists tend to avoid the red states, go figure.

19. Turn down that blasted car stereo! That thumpity-thump crap ain’t music, anyways. We don’t want to hear it anymore than we want to see your boxers.
Refer back to #1.

20. 4 inches isn’t a blizzard – it’s a flurry. Drive like you got some sense in it, and DON’T take all our bread, milk, and bleach from the grocery stores. This ain’t Alaska, worst case you may have to live a whole day without croissants. Those pickups with snow blades will have you out the next day. FEMA isn’t needed here, we take care of ourselves.